U Know UR In
What makes your campus unique? The food? The babes? The architecture that no one gets? Then you need to whip up a "U Know UR In". This is a sample. Entries go in this thread.
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Permalink Reply by Priyanka Talreja on -
i hope this works... i truly felt it!!
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Permalink Reply by Chetan Naidu on -
U Know UR in Modern College Of Arts Science and Commerce Pune when...
1)The watchman doesn't allow u to enter without ur ID card...
2) UR Principal Expects u to read in liabrary when u bunk lecturez..
3)The HOD calls ur parents if he catches u usin cell phone in college premises...
4)Staff members r easily seen smoking in a tapri jus opposite to da college...
5)U find da most sadu gals in da galaxy........n da worst thing iz they consider themselves as "MISS INDIA KA MOTHER INDIA"
6)Gals can be seen drawin mehendi's on each others hands in da campus...
A Modern-ite...
7)U find da only canteen in da world which iz situated besides men's toilet n below ladies toilet.....well n da ppl comin frm da toilets wash their n LEGS in da wash basin outside da canteen which sayz "DRINKIN WATER"...n they say da canteen is very hygenic(Bachaooooooooooo)
8)Any gal wearin a skinny jeans n a top iz considered as SEXY....well (item) in local coll language
9)The Ladies commom room which iz again situated besides gals toilet is full of gals either eatin tiffin's or gossipin bout da wanna b boys of coll lik "HYACHE CUTS KITI BHARI AHET " or "TUJHA WALA AAJ MAJHYA KADE PAHAT HOTA"...well forgot to mension 1 thin English iz an extra terrestrial language ova here...
10)U find more ppl in da parking rather then da college...
11)The only thin u r blessed with iz F.C road on left side n J.M road on da right side of da college...where u can find a decent place to chill out (Wicked)....
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Permalink Reply by jharna.plutos on -
thiss is so like my college.. u know what.... i could identify with quite a few points mentioned here..................
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Permalink Reply by Priyanka Talreja on
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this is a brief on my college
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Permalink Reply by Priyanka Talreja on
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Door se dekha to ek pyara sa mahal tha!!!
Dil ne kaha..
chalo chale mitwa en uchi nichi rahon se
en uchi nichi rahon se
en uchi nichi rahon se
en uchi nichi rahon se
en uchi nichi rahon se
en uchi nichi rahon se
Paas jab pahuche to pata chala
Ek bhaiso ka ghar tha
Jab dil ke tukaday ho rahe the hazar
Tab tabele mai se aaye aawaz
Aur pucha
“aap yaha aaye kis liyea??”
Hum ne dil ke tukaday jod te hua kaha
“aap ne bulaya is liyea”
Awaz boli
“aaye hai tho kam bhi bataeye”
Hum ne puray dil ko samet kar kaha
“na na na pahele zara aap muskuriyea”
Aur tab ajanak ek bhais puch hila kar palat te hue boli
MOOOOOOOOOOO
“phele chewin gum tho kiliyea!!!”
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Permalink Reply by Vaishnavi on -
You know you are in M.O.P. Vaishnav College for Women when....
...You walk into college campus and take a few steps only to realise you've reached the "other end" of the campus
...you see a lift, but can't use it.
...you climb more stairs everyday than a person working in a construction site
...you pay fees for special UGC courses that after the passing of a year you discover you haven't done.
....you pay money for every little thing,including special skill courses, taking print outs in the college, and realise your dad is bankrupt by the end of the year.
...you spend more time in the auditorium listening to guest lectures, promotions, spiritual lectures and all sorts of inaugural speeches etc etc instead of attending classes.
...you realise you've put on weight because you haven't played sports since you left school.
...you wear tight transparent full sleeve kurtis and get away with it, but get caught for wearing a loose T-shirt with a mega-sleeve...because T-shirts aren't allowed
...you walk out of college and your legs take you to Ispahani centre(the local mall) automatically, even though you are bored of the place.
...you see that the word of a guy entering the college spreads faster than an epidemic.
...your friends from other colleges ask you "how is college?" and you instantly change topic..
Last but not the least
You know you're in M.O.P.Vaishnav College for Women, when people ask you what M.O.P stands for and you say Money Only Policy.
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Permalink Reply by PJman on -
You know you are in Bharati Vidyapeeth COE CBD when,,,,,
1)- The ONLY reason you took admission there is due to the fact that the college's pune counterpart has a reputation of being one of the best around.You realize only two days later that there is a very good reason why the college hasn't got even an iota of the reputation of the Pune counterpart
2)-The number of people seen outside the campus and near kharghar station would put any cult meeting to shame
3)-The landmark to the campus is the chai cum ciggerate tapri outside the gate, who's daily income would put the best qualified professionals to shame.
4)-There are two watchmen stationed at the gate who serve as excellent decoration for the campus.You can enter and exit when you wish, whether you are a student or not.You can even park a M1A1 Abram tank inside without the "watchmen" giving a shit.
5)-The only person to demand the Identity card is the fellow in the workshop, who issues tools keeping the card as "security".
6)-A run down concrete shed attached to one of the college walls passes off as the "canteen" which serves edible but insect infested food(Me and my pals counted 5 cockroach parts in our food till date, one was lucky enough to get a full rocah too).The canteen has thre premanent four legged residents in it too, they sleep on the tables and look more nourished than any faculty member.
7)-The crowd is mainly of three types, the gaonwallas,the gaonwallas and the gaonwalas. I tried to make a bloke listen to Metallica, am repenting ever since.The only place where people call the sound of the distortion guitar as "Bartan ghisne ka aawaaz"
8)-The crowd in the architecture and dental sections on the other hand are mostly bade baap ke bigde aulaads, I once saw a mercedes parked in front of the dental building.
9)-The college building is a rectangular structure with a surprisingly well maintained lawn in between, on which walking is a punishable offense.
10)-The females are mostly the "Mee sati savitri " type and consider the F word as a "bad"word.And yes, not to mention the fact that their english vocabulary is limited to "Hiii, how r u" and related terms in SMS lingo.
11)-The faculty consists of a bunch of malnourished random people picked up from the "Chintamani mitra mandal" .Their english goes something like this, "If you dont study, you will never become the pass.", "Look inside and tell me how many assignments are absent."
12)-LinkinG park and beete lamhe are anthems within the campus.Metal is defined as "Laamb kes gheun kahitari ingliss madhye badbadto"
13)-Wearing a FCUK TShirt will result in withholding of your journal submissions due to its "inappropriate" content.A true story, not joking.
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Permalink Reply by Shankar on -
You know u r in St. Francis Institute of "Technology", when:
1. You spend more time in the workshop trying to get your job done, rather than learning the basics of electrical engineering in the first year.
2. The workshop instructors (More commonly known as "The carpenter" and "Metalman") throw you out without assigning any reason. (You later learn that it was because you had worn a wrist watch while the session was on!)
3. The Drawing profs tear your sheets 'coz you were talking in the lecture.
4. The top priority of the senior Profs is to confiscate as many ID-Cards as possible on any given day.
5. You have to go to the bank located outside the campus to deposit the Library fine, fee,railway concession fee, stationary fee, fee for a new ID-card strap if the old one is broken/lost, fee for recommendation letters.....
Once you get to the bank, the rude lady cashier refuses to accept your money unless you tender exact change.
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Permalink Reply by Govind on -
You know you are in SSNCE chennai when
1)You go to college in the morning and invariably find a bunch of people at the gate already ready to leave!
2)You see guys disembark from their buses and head straight to the hostel instead of their respective departments.
3)You also see people who spend their free time studying and getting their doubts clarified.
4)You find yourself writing stupid tests every other week, or bunking them as the case may be :)
5)You can enter or leave college whenever you want , and id cards are conspicuous by their absence.
6)The various blocks are so far apart that just walking from one's department to the labs, library etc would suffice for daily exercise.
6)The food in the mess is so pathetic that even teachers and the mess in charges refuse to eat there, although it's free for them.
7)Spotting good looking girls on campus is a rare event and some people spend the entire duration of their course without considerable success!
8)You wander around the campus in search for any semblance to a compound wall only to find yourself in some village a good hour and a half later.
9)You see extensive plush green well manicured lawns which i think are party due our resident campus cows who graze there everyday.
10)The nearest hangout outside campus is a multiplex miles away(unless you count the third grade hotel whose only attraction is the bar attached).
And last but not the least you know you are in SSNCE when
11)The entire campus is wifi and first years are provided with laptops but access to the net is blocked to prevent students from viewing inappropriate content . . . . .
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Permalink Reply by Strider on -
U Know U R in Army Institute of Technology, Pune when
* You see freshers in formals with collars buttoned, heads shaved, walking with their eyes on the ground, resembling army cadets (supposedly).
* The fresher girls at the same time are disconsolate, for they are seen sporting mismatched salwar-kameez with a sweater and long, oily pigtails
* Words like 'fight', 'bakar', 'bhasad', 'vella', 'senti' et al are used with such regularity and versatility, that sometimes you forget your Mom doesn't understand AIT lingo.
* All treats (asked in all seasons, just need reasons) planned by the guys culminate in dinner at Sher-e-Punjab, on the Pune-Mumbai highway.
* Those planned by the girls are invariably in a 5-km radius of Koregaon Park. Reason : close access to Adlabs, Pune Central and all major shopping points.
* Any time you visit the fruit shop on campus, you'll notice at least one guy with bananas and a milk packet (complete with straw) in hand.
* At 10 pm every night, hordes of girls are seen emerging from hitherto invisibly dark areas and rushing towards their hostels, in various states of dishevelment. *wink, wink*
* Almost every other day, every other guy gets 'senti' over every other girl.
* All birthdays (and other occassions) are heralded in with the barbaric ritual of a midnight 'belt party'. (I hold the distinction of receiving 300 rapid-fire lashes on my 19th)
* Girls celebrate their own bundles of joy (pun?) with a ceremonious filthy-water (smelly socks' essence generally) bucket shower.
* Basketball is highly popular - for the guys to showcase themselves as hot, and for the girls to check out eye candy.
* You can't put a toe out of line, without paying a fine - the management proudly decrees that we're self-sufficient with no need for any funds from the Army (now you know why!)
* The classes are empty most of the time - thanks to mass bunks
As everyone says, AIT is a 'fine' college, indeed.
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Permalink Reply by piyubonds on -
Vivekanand College, Kolhapur!
1) The Security Guard wont let you in without an ID!
2) Nobody cares what you do once you are inside!
3) Meeting the opposite sex is a crime, and anyone from the Peon to the Prof. can screw you up for it!
4) Even being on the same ground is a not allowed, though the ground is very huge.
5) When you see your car or bike being screwed by the kids from the school, the college shares the campus with.
6) Meeting the opposite sex is a crime, but at the office, the counter for giving forms is the same!
7) Half the time, the person giving the form, will be doing some other IMPORTANT work.
8) Staff is the boss!
9) Speaking is engilsh in the class, excepta 1 or 2 is a crime, as the engilsh medium teachers consider it attitude, cause the reason is quite obvious!
10) They dont follow the lesson they teach!
11) The boys toilet urinals are smelly, leaking, and full, all the time!
12) The canteen is very hygenic, they put only the insects killed today!
13) One of the Profs. is a combination of Rajpal Yadav and Amitabh Bachchan, and another resembeles Mickey Mouse, though Mickey was actually sweet!
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