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Abhishek Vishwanathan
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  • Mumbai, Maharashtra
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Male
What do you do right now?
Study in a college
City where you Study / Work:
Mumbai
College / Company Name:
SIES =[
College Last Studied:
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Blog / Website:
http://abstractity.blogspot.com

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Abhishek Vishwanathan

Talent things of my Computer Science lecture

Of cheap puns and other things


If I work at a Titan showroom, Would you keep a watch on me?

If I took somebody's job at a Titan showroom,
I would feel so second hand!

If a Titan showroom were to catch fire,
It would probably be extinguished just on time.

Poetry



This poetry thing,
I've got it… Continue

Posted on November 27, 2008 at 1:17pm — 1 Comment

Abhishek Vishwanathan

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, omg! A revelation!

I got this from here.

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.

"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be se… Continue

Posted on November 13, 2008 at 7:41pm —

Abhishek Vishwanathan

Yes, really.

The following is an excerpt from a conversation I had yesterday.

Topic of discussion: The Gujju Brain

Me: There is just one word that can describe the Gujju brain. It starts with C, ends with P and has H,E,A in the middle.
My Gujju friend: Stop confusing me! Just tell me the word na?

Yes, really.

Posted on November 11, 2008 at 8:20pm — 2 Comments

Abhishek Vishwanathan

Quantum of something

I must admit, Quantum of Solace was the first Bond flick I saw. And I saw the first day, first show, too. At 8 in the morning. And very bluntly, I was disappointed.
Bond is supposed to be great. Bond is supposed to be super, excellently fantastic. This Bond was kind of sloppy, not funny and quite surprisingly kinky.

Daniel Craig plays James Bond in this epic action movie that will fail to keep your attention for the simple reasons that the storyline is vague, not to mention mildly stupid, the c… Continue

Posted on November 8, 2008 at 7:27pm — 1 Comment

Abhishek Vishwanathan

Ugh. Golmaal Returns : Reviewed

No, seriously. wtfax.

After watching "Golmaal Returns", I got a feeling I paid Rs. 200/- just to hear Tushar Kapoor sound and act like a gorilla, while enjoying the spastic acting of the 8 (wo)man "star" cast.
And while I was in the theatre, [mind you, this is no 20 rupees ticket - full of cheap, sidy men theatre), I was amazed at the way people ACTUALLY laughed at this bullshit.
Also, there was a startling amount of homosexuality in the movie. And those were the times the crowd laughed the har… Continue

Posted on October 31, 2008 at 10:09pm — 2 Comments

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At 4:04pm on February 18, 2009, Bhavika said…
The reason for contacting you is to get your opinion about tobacco in India. The use of tobacco in India has been quite rampant, its going to kill over 1 million people by 2010. So we have a chance to do something about it since the World Conference on Tobacco or Health is going to take place in Mumbai next month.

India Matters gives you the platform to speak your mind on this issue, whether it is for it or against, we want to know what the youth thinks about tobacco usage, policies, the ban, gutkha, children getting addicted to tobacco etc. I am doing this on behalf of Salaam Bombay, the NGO that fights for tobacco addiction in children.

Your opinion will be put forward to the policy makers during the event by Salaam Bombay, since they are the organisers as well of this event. Whats your take, it will be published on India Matters, Opinions

Hoping to hear from you on this.
Regards
Bhavika
India Matters
At 10:06am on November 27, 2008, MacD said…
Congratulaaaaations! of course for being the clubJAMmer of the fortnight...
At 7:00pm on October 20, 2008, Manisha said…
Ah ha! Its not SR any longer :P
 
 
 

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