Royal Ramble - The (p)age of the MEANDERthal MAN

by Tony Sebastian who will most probably get hooked to Farmville if he starts playing it.

Thousands of engineering students, who plan to apply to universities abroad, launched a protest today demanding SOPs from the government. "It is the least the government can do for us e-farmers. We are already struggling to attain the stipulated attendance requirements even with proxies and fake medical certificates. How can we find time to draft our SOPs and play Farmville at the same time?" asked preside… Continue

by Tony Sebastian who more often than not looks like something the CAT has brought in.

The CAT had it easy until the year 2008. They had 2-3 lakh takers every year, they had enough and more media coverage and most importantly they had a name which offered multiple punning possibilities. They were by far the nation's favourite three letter acronym. And then one Mr Lalit Modi walked in with his IPL and stole their thunder. The CAT was not going to give up that easily though,it would fight tooth a… Continue

By Tony Sebastian who thinks the most stylish Malayalam actor of all time is "A la mode-an "

When my Dad decided to repaint our house earlier this year, he chose a colour that was like a siren. I don't mean a seductive woman who can knock you off your feet with one look, I mean the kind of siren your mom uses to wake you up when it's time for church if you (fake) sleep like me. Very loud. Very unpleasant. This was the kind of colour that circus clowns would think twice about when choosing their… Continue

Advani to contest for the elite panel of umpires of the ICC
by Tony Sebastian who is very, very tired of seeing the same Advani ad on all blogs.

L.K Advani surprised everyone today by announcing at a press release here that he was not in the running for parliament but was actually contesting for a membership in the ICC's elite panel of umpires. "Ngyeah?" said a reporter taking the word right out of our mouth. "What did you think the promotion meant when it said "Advani for PM (Panel Member) " a… Continue

By Tony Sebastian who is so funny that people have started calling him a joke!

Hello! What ho what ho what ho!
Just leave me alone, I want to die in peace!
Whoa! what happened to you?
My girlfriend broke up with me man!
No wonder you look down in the dumps hehe So how did it happen?
Well we were on the phone and she said "We're breaking up"
Ah! Are you sure she didn't say "you are breaking up"?, the signal might have been bad you know.
No no I'm quite sure. I can't make out how any of this happ… Continue