Royal Ramble - The (p)age of the MEANDERthal MAN

Advani to contest for the elite panel of umpires of the ICC
by Tony Sebastian who is very, very tired of seeing the same Advani ad on all blogs.

L.K Advani surprised everyone today by announcing at a press release here that he was not in the running for parliament but was actually contesting for a membership in the ICC's elite panel of umpires. "Ngyeah?" said a reporter taking the word right out of our mouth. "What did you think the promotion meant when it said "Advani for PM (Panel Member) " a… Continue

By Tony Sebastian who is so funny that people have started calling him a joke!

Hello! What ho what ho what ho!
Just leave me alone, I want to die in peace!
Whoa! what happened to you?
My girlfriend broke up with me man!
No wonder you look down in the dumps hehe So how did it happen?
Well we were on the phone and she said "We're breaking up"
Ah! Are you sure she didn't say "you are breaking up"?, the signal might have been bad you know.
No no I'm quite sure. I can't make out how any of this happ… Continue

T: Dude! Got screwed man!
P: Literally or figuratively?
T: Latter-ally
S: Why what happened?
T: She called me a shallow-good-for-nothing-perverted-loafer!
E: wow talk about describing it to a T!

T: But I was an altar boy in 10th standard and all!
P: you were an all tar what?
T: ALTAR BOY, you know I do the first reading etc
S: oh! you did your first reading in 10th? I did it sometime in kindergarten
T: No you ass! I used to assist the mass! (Wow poetry hangover!)
E: assist mars? Tony : Mars ::… Continue

Hey, guess what I got a date!
For your GRE? when is it?
No not like that, I got a date!
I don't think I follow you.
I am meeting a girl for coffee - a date, quite the tiger I am no?
I'm not buying that. Maybe if you had said lion, there was much more of a chance. They are yummy no? Lion dates? Especially the seedless ones, I'd buy that any day. You should try them sometime. They are wonderful really. But wait, you were saying something? Ah yes, when is your GRE?
Eh? I'm not taking the test.
But… Continue

It was just a little over a month ago that Fernando Verdasco scripted one of the best sporting matches in history along with Rafael Nadal in the semi finals of the Australian open. That five setter which had all of us on the edge of our seats - that amazing spectacle which had all the e… Continue