Boulevard of crumbled tar

I love the roads of Madras. uh-huh. You did read right. LOVE. Pure plenary love. I was in an auto the other day, travelling on one of the jillion roads, when the auto dipped into an exotic ditch on the road, causing my body to indulge in a vertical movement towards the roof of the vehicle. Wow. That was fun! Yay.... where's the next bump on the road??Now I can successfully think of many reasons why the corporation shouldn't do anything to make the roads smooth..

Reason #5

Rainy season = mud puddles!

What greater joy in life than prancing from one mud puddle to the other in the damp, cold weather??

Reason # 4

Relative theory of bad roads

The more your vehicle rattles on our roads the faster your vehicle gets damaged>>> equation 1

The faster your vehicle gets damaged, the sooner you get a new vehicle>>> equation2
...adding equation 1 & 2...

Conclusion: The more your vehicle rattles on our roads the sooner you will get a new vehicle!!!

Therefore... Bad roads = New vehicles every now and then

Reason # 3

...continuation from reason #4

The faster your vehicle gets damaged, the more durable vehicles companies will produce.
Bad roads=Durable vehicles = saving of money






Reason #2

Bad roads = good for health

Reasearch will prove and recommend that travelling by auto at least once a week on Madras roads is extremely good for health, as all the jumping up and down causes your organs to shake up and be active and healthy. This would be especially true in the case of those who don't use their brains. Bad roads will also prove to aid digestion :)

And the most important reason....

Reason # 1

Bad roads = Pure fun

Why pay Rs.500/- and go to VGP and MGM to ride on that silly Roller Coaster??? Free bumpy rides, with speacial features like road of death and near reality accidents now available for free on the roads of Madras. Just take out your vehicle and ride fast on the roads!!!! Conditions apply**

THERE..... now... I'm sure even you love the roads of Madras. So please stop writing those Letters to the Editor complaining about bad roads. Enjoy the fun while you can!!!!!!!
Go die MGM Dizzee World.... Roads of Madras Rule!!!!!

** The above not applicable on certain roads in Chennai like Poes Garden, Mount Road and Nungambakkam High road. For a full list of good roads please travel more frequently.For extreme pleasure, travel in the suburbs and outskirts.