Big foot

So what if i was born in Punjab????? I can't believe it, but that silly state seems to have passed on their worst attribute to me: BIG FEET. Ok so maybe thats not much of an issue on first glance, but really over a period of time, say...years, I am getting frustrated with my so called big feet. Maybe, yeah they're cool for kicking butt, but thats all they'll ever be cool for!!! Try getting shoes for them, it's an impossible task. I walk in and out of the best stores and NONE of the shoes in the Ladies section fit my hooves!! I could have made millions, betting each time i entered a store that I wouldn't get a shoe of my size. Whatever DID fit my foot, however, were either so perfect that I'd get a shoe bite or from the Men's section. So I'm fed up. I've tried hard enough. Someone come to my rescue. well, I did manage to find one shop in Santa Cruz, in Bombay, that somewhat catered to my needs. I mean I found THREE pairs of LADIES shoes that ACTUALLY FIT me COMFORTABLY. You know what I did? I bought them.... and yes, like you must've been thinking, I also bounded all over Santa cruz market in joy. I could have kissed the shop owner...but.... naaaahhh....bad idea. Anyways, I seem to be pretty good at managing with just 3 pairs of slippers/shoes/sandals/chappals in all (unlike many girls, who need slippers to match their every outfit). Maybe it's a blessing in disguise, a non-fussy person like me!!!! My totally non-fussy slogan??? -- If it fits me and it looks nice on my feet and it's comfortable and it's not got stiletto heels and it's black, I'll buy it :D--
Fin.