I hate you, you AND you

So we've all seen those ads on TV from Fropper -India's no.1 Dating and friendship site, haven't we? I'm sure none of us gave sh*t abt it. But yes, one of my friends was jobless enough to sign up ( after all, she does have accounts on Orkut, Hi5, Tagged, Zorpia, iAlmond, Bingbox and some 10 other friendship sites). After she joined, she couldn't stop telling me what a riot the place is! I got tempted to have a laugh and joined Fropper myself, and let me tell you, you don't need joke books anymore, to cheer you up. On a more serious note, it's simply freaky how many desperate idiots are out there, thinking that they are the Prince Charming every girl has been waiting for!!!! Since Fropper is a paid dating site, it gives you free usage only to spot people, and you can't communicate with them, unles you sign up for a paid membership.Fropper works by "buzzes" in the free membership scheme, which are crazy pick up lines to express interest, a somewhat equivalent of Orkut's teasers. But the laughs start only with those who have paid memberships, who have the added facility of write long mails, to "express their feelings".I can't believe how many idiots actually have signed up with hopes of finding "the one" ... It's really scary!! But nevertheless, it's awesomely hilarious!!!!!And I hate them sooooo much well I just love this


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Hi am R***K****** working at c******* a******* as asst. engineer if u like my profile u can call me at 9########### or mail to me at ***************@yahoo.com can give u the things u r expecting with me waiting for ur reply /sms
R***k*****

Yshoe comments: Give me the things i'm expecting? One ferrari,10 diamond rings, a huge house and stay away from me... can I have that?
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Hai dear, Your profile is very interesting ...hope ur in chennai ....27 m chennai...single and looking for.... i am a MBA proffessional... pls reply me back with ur contact details and if u meet me u will surely fall in love with me.....i saw ur id in a dating website......if ur interested you can feel free to contact me with u contact detail with ur reply i will call u for a meet which can be for a friendly intro at the most .....others we can discuss over phone at 98##########... You email me to : !@#$%^@yahoo.com
u r looking good charming in picI am looking for real caring and love....which is i am interested in. I am straight fwd character so not interested in giving attractive words in email so lets talk with a open mind..... A friend to share & Care with love. U will understand me as a fun and humourious once we interact .... I love do have a long drive in my new car with a sharing & caring person like u I have registered as a paid member only after looking at ur buzzzzz.. so reply pls With love, !@#

Yshoe comments: I'm falling.... not in love with you....but off the chair laughing!
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hi how are you?
i would like to add your name in my friends list ,
can i add,
some thing about me i am working in chennai ,
my interests like pen friends, email friends, movie etc .
if you are interest mail me z!@#$@yahoo.com
bye
friendly,
!@#$%

Yshoe comments: I'm sorry I'm not interest, I'm Vaishnavi. I think you've got the worng person.
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godess from hel,.
i wish i met u or atleast frnd of u< , god , gosh, give me one chance pl, i lov roamin lke hell, nd partin tats wot im lookin for, cant u pl pitty this chap?? pl?? Yshoe comments: Your looking to part ways? I'd love to!!!!
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hii m !@#$%,
i ll b coming ther in nov n will b ther for 2 months, i m lookin for someone special,
would ya mind to hook up with me,
cheers

Yshoe comments: Hook up with ya? or hang you from a hook? I'm ok with the latter.
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Hi,I'm looking for a good friend. Too lonely in Chennai. Though work keeps us busy,we all need someone reliable at the end of the day, So, wish u the same in meens, plz call 2 mo, to reach, use the first wor, Nava, 8s,4 ouce , Once, 9ights and 7wonders,7tastes,4or, wasting my age upto 44 r u mail me 2 pnSDFRG at yahoo com

Yshoe comments: Really, if half of these people started making sense... life would be so much easier!!!
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Hi & Hello,
Nice meeting you Online. How are you doing ?
Saw your profile online and wished to get to know you .
Please do let me know if interested we can chat and get to know as good friends.
Smile and be happy always. Have a nice day. Regards to all at home.
Regards

Yshoe comments: Regards to all at home??? Ya ..ya ...totally.I know like for 2 decades... my next door neighbour... regards to all at home it seems!!! arrrghhhhhh
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Hi
If you feel my profile interesting, please reply...
You know what...I AM ALSO LOOKING FOR FRIENDS...
Cheers,
!@#$%

Yshoe comments: Oh, you are? I didn't know .....
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Hi,
This is S******* here work for a MNC at Chennai. Wanna to know about you. You can use ur sweet fingers to mail me at s^^^^^^p3@yahoo.com or You can use ur cute voice to call 9>>>>>>. - ur handsome friend Yshoe Comments: Since when have my fingers been on sale? "Yshoe's fingers for sale!! only Rs2 a packet!!!...hurry...buy before stocks are sold!!" eeeeeeeek...
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Just a little note to let u know that u sound cool.....mebbe i wud like to chat with u sometime...tho u r so much my junior.....!!
So mebbe till then...i'm gonna sit and smell my coffee.....!!
Take care......peace...ME..!!

Yshoe comments: Yay!! A new profession -Eternal Coffee Smeller.
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GOD!!! Even though this is the Nth time I'm reading these messages, I can't help but laugh out loud.... the irony is that all these men are above 25 and quite a few are married and above 30!!!!

The ultimate letter I've gotten so far is this one, from Malaysia with love:

Hi,.. Im !^#$% its nice to meeting u,.. den wat else, i was in KL malaysia, for a yr and more, i was being recruited thr in mnc, after 14 months i returned bak to chennai,.. i was also doing part time job in Kl as massager, i was being trainned as massager, im specialist Thai massage, i have been awarded as best massager also. i opened a spa thr and was running gud, but i sold it to an chinese and returned bak to my friends who are in Chennai, i love my frnds very much.. im also gud in Vastu and nemorology and an Health & fittnez consultant,. i myself get up at 5am in mrng (Daily), den drink lots of water, den brushing up my teeth, and getting ready for cycling, i ride cycle 6 kms/day/daily, which i brought it frm Malaysia, i den play volley ball from 6.15am to 7.15 am daily. den come bak to home at 7.45 den getting ready for day`s work. i do shares and stocks trading at Karvy Stock broking ltd, finish my day`s work by 4pm, den go to my clients place for massaging, i have my own clients which i got database from Malaysia.. i return home at 8pm, have my supper, den read motativational books ( positive mental attitude) for an hour, den check my email and reply bak dem and browse till 12.30am,. i go to sleep in between by 12.30 to 1am. i know English, Hindi, Kannada to read n write, and tamil & urdu to speak only, & other broken languages are telegu & punjabi i have told every thing else, now its ur turn, now ball is in ur court.. can u send me ur foto pls my email id is ------------@yahoo.com, and mobile no is 0??????????1 thanks !@#$

Yshoe Comments: Daily routine? No comments!!!!!!!!

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