whoo-pee!!!!

Welcome to the world of innovative gaming! Here's me showing a little love for all you hardcore (and not so hardcore...) gamers out there. If any game can go to the heights of being ABS-OH-LOOT-LEY DIS-GHUS-TING, it has to be the Nintendo Wii. Ok, so the Wii is so absolutely fabyoolus that it can ask x-box to go to the bhaad, but Nintendo wii- and japanese people- has now reached the pinnacle of love for gaming.

Let me introduce you to their brand new game..... *drum roll* (as paperslut would say)......Super Pii Pii Brothers. Quite evidently, if you read the title of this game right and pronounce Pii as Pee and not π(pi-the mathematical symbol that rhymes with Wii... VERY deceptive), you would have deciphered that this game has a lot- if not everything- to do with peeing.

ThinkGeek says...

The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you'll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams...
Super Pii Pii Bros

According to the Japanese text on the box "Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing." What we say is that virtual peeing is damn fun!

...and of course.... I have a video for you!!!!!!




and this of course is the biggest april fools day gag EVER!!!!....happy april fooling to you