My friend, has an online girlfriend, who is also his cellphone girlfriend, but he has not seen her in real life, so she isn't officially his real life girlfriend.
My friend's online girlfriend, who is also his cellphone girlfriend, but not his real life girlfriend since he hasn't seen her yet, is two timing him, with his friend, whom she calls daily, on the sly.
His friend, whom she calls daily on the sly, went to meet her today, even before he could meet her, so he is unhappy.
His friend, who went to meet her today, even before he could meet her, happens to be my ex best friend.
He is my ex best friend, because he is mad at me for not accepting his proposal and refuses to talk to me.
I am mad at him, because I thought we were best friends, and best friends do not stop talking over such trivial issues.
That makes two of us mad at my ex best friend, i.e. my friend, whose online girlfriend, my ex best friend went to see, even before my friend could see her, and me, because my ex best friend refuses to talk to me.
To get even with him, we (i.e. my friend with the online girlfriend and my ex best friend's ex best friend - me) sprinkled salt on the shoulder of his t-shirt and took a picture, because it looked like dandruff.

OK, maybe it wasn't that funny, but we laughed our guts out. It was a hell lotta salt :p
You can't see it, because my camera isn't "that good" (read: sucks).
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